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If you've worked in a bar or restaurant, you've heard these things before. Funny how they apply to life in general!

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Ninja Bartender with Martini You're a bartender. You're a ninja. You're a ninja bartender! This cute ninja is holding a martini!	Ninja Bartender You're a bartender. You're a ninja. You're a ninja bartender!	Bartender, Smarter Than Therapist 'I'm Smarter Than Your Therapist' makes the perfect gift for a bartender! Bartenders have much more common sense and people skills than therapists. Available on shirts, mugs, buttons and more.
Strainer A design with a tool that a bartender uses often. A strainer. If you're doing a good job bartending, you're using a strainer. Available on many products, including t shirts, buttons, magnets and mor	Bartender with a Brain	Bad Tippers Bad Tippers Serve in Hell
Good Tipper Angel Good tippers go to Heaven. We won't talk about the bad ones!	Martinis Martinis are like breasts...	Tips should Fold I know that change adds up, but...
Trust Me The most sober always knows best	The Weeds	Bartender/Therapist Are your customers taking advantage of you?
Thank You Thank You is Nice...but	No Campers No Campers!!! Step away from the table...	Hot Tea Sucks Hot Tea Sucks. Unless you've served it, you just don't understand.
Time to Lean If you've got time to lean, You've got time to clean!	Future Big Tipper